诙谐的英文小故事（通用9篇）

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诙谐的英文小故事（通用9篇）

　　是否是总感觉学英语看浏览很焦躁?那是不找到翻开英语浏览的准确体例，上面，这些诙谐的英文小故事，估量会让你爱上英文浏览。

诙谐的英文小故事（通用9篇）

　　诙谐的英文小故事篇1

　　As the years turn

　　诞辰到临之际

　　For her 82nd birthday，I surprised my grandmother with a birthday greeting signed by the President. (Upon request，this service is available to seniors over 80.)When I asked grandma how she felt receiving a card from the White House，she had a ready answer. "There's no privacy in this country any more,"she said. "They even keep track of your birthday. "

　　我奶奶过82岁的诞辰时，我送给她一份诧异的礼品—一张由总统署名的诞辰贺卡。(按照划定，80岁以上的老年人可得到此项办事。)当我问奶奶收到来自白宫的'贺卡有何感触时，她绝不踌躇地回覆说:“在这个国度，再也不隐衷了，他们就连你的诞辰都追踪着。”

　　诙谐的英文小故事篇2

　　Peer pressure

　　平辈的压力

　　My teen-age son，Chad，and nine of his friends came home one night with newly pierced ears. When his grandmother heard about it，she asked him why he did it.”Peer

　　pressure," Chad told her.

　　一天早晨，我十几岁的.儿子查理，带着九个伴侣回到家，他们都扎了耳朵眼儿。当儿子的奶奶传闻了这件事时，她问我儿子为甚么要如许做，查理告知她:“是平辈的压力。”

　　"You should be a leader instead of a follower，”Grandma said.

　　奶奶说：“你应当做个领头的，”

　　"I was,"he replied. "It was my idea.”

　　“我是个领头的。”他回覆说：“这是我的主张。”

　　诙谐的英文小故事篇3

　　Greetings

　　问候语

　　As a clerk at a university post office,I was greeting patrons with a "Hello"or "Good morning".When a Spanish exchange student approached the counter，I happened to say,"How's it going?"

　　作为一个大学邮局里的人员，我老是对那些帮衬者如许打号召“你好”或“早上好”。当一名西班牙的互换学者离开我的'柜台时，我偶尔如许号召了一句"How is it going?"

　　Laying his foreign mail in front of rne，he replied,"Airmail."

　　他把要寄往外国的邮件放在我眼前说:“寄航空。”

　　诙谐的英文小故事篇4

　　Very Pleased to Meet You

　　During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.在第二次天下大战中，有良多年青的妇女在虎帐中退役。琼.飞利浦斯是此中之一。她在一个大虎帐中任务，固然碰到了良多男士，包含军官和兵士。

　　One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I‘m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months.一天早晨她在舞会上碰到了军官汉弗雷斯。他对她说，“我明天就要出国，但若是咱们能够或许彼此写信，我会很欢快。”琼赞成了，因而他们几个月里一向通着信。

　　Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England.厥后，他再不来信。她收到了另外一个军官的`信，告知她，他受伤了，住在英格兰的某个队伍病院里。

　　Joan went there and said to the matron, "I‘ve come to visit Captain Humphreys." 琼到了病院，她对护士长说，“我来看望军官汉弗雷斯。”

　　"Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said.“这里只要支属能够看望病人。”护士长说。

　　"Oh, that‘s all right," answered Joan. "I‘m his sister."“噢，是的，”琼说，“我是他的mm。”

　　"I‘m very pleased to meet you," the matron said, "I‘m his mother!"“很欢快熟悉你，”护士长说，“我是他的母亲。”

　　诙谐的英文小故事篇5

　　I am acting like a lady

　　此刻我要表现得像一名密斯

　　One day women's dresses were on sale at a department store. A dignified middle-aged man decided to pick a dress for his wife, but soon he found himself being battered by frantic women.

　　一天，一家百货公司的女装大跌价，一名崇高的中年男士想给他的太太遴选一件女装。可是，没过量久，他就发明本身已被猖狂的.女人们撞得踉踉蹡跄。

　　He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowd.

　　他极力地忍受着。厥后，他低下头，挥动双臂，挤过人群。

　　"You there!" challenged a thrilling voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"

　　“你干吗?”有人尖声叫道，“你莫非不能表现得像一名名流吗?”

　　"Listen," he said. "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."

　　“听着，”他说。“我已像名流一样表现了一个小时了。从此刻起，我要表现得像一名密斯。”

　　诙谐的英文小故事篇6

　　I never work after supper

　　晚餐后我从不任务

　　A penny-pinching farmer didn’t want his hired hand to stop working. One morning, he told the farmhand, “It’s such a nuisance to come in from the field, wash up for lunch and take time to eat. Why don’t we save time and eat lunch now?”

　　The hired man agreed. The farm’s wife brought in some cold meat and fried potatoes, and the two men ate again.

　　When they had finished, the cheap farmer said, “While we’re still at the table, let’s have supper too.” They were now served steak, boiled potatoes and mixed vegetables, and they ate once more.

　　“Now that the meals are out of the way, ” the farmer announced, “we can go out and work all day without interruption. ”

　　“Oh, no,” the farmhand answered. “I never work after supper.”

　　一名农场主很是鄙吝，不想让他雇佣的帮忙停上去歇息。一天早上，他对帮忙说：“从地里返来，又要洗手用饭，又花时辰，真是太不便利了。咱们何不省点时辰，此刻就吃午餐呢?”

　　雇员赞成了。农场主的`老婆端进来一些冷肉和油炸土豆。因而，两小我又起头吃起来。

　　吃完后，鄙吝鬼说：“既然咱们还在桌子边，让咱们连晚餐也吃了吧。”此次上桌的有排骨、煮土豆和杂烩青菜。因而两小我又吃起来。

　　“此刻三顿饭都吃过了，”农场主传播鼓吹道，“咱们便能够进来一成天不停地干活了。”

　　“哦，不，”那帮忙回覆说，“晚餐后我从不任务。”

　　诙谐的英文小故事篇7

　　Adding Feet to a Snake

　　One day, Mr. Lion holds a party. Many animals come and drink a lot of wine. At last there is a pot of wine. Who can drink it? They drink out an idea and decide to have a match-Draw a snake. If you finish first, you can get it.

　　Soon Mr.Wolf finishes drawing. “Yeah, I’ve finished. I’m No.1,” he says. But he draws again and says, “Oh, let me add feet and my snake.” At the time, Mr. Gorilla also finishes. He takes away the pot of wine and drinks, then he says, “That isn’t a snake. Snakes have no feet. I get the wine.”

　　弄巧成拙

　　一天，狮子师长教师进行一场集会，良多植物都来了，他们喝良多酒。最初只剩一壶酒了。让谁喝呢?它们想了想，有个主张。它们比赛画蛇，谁最快画好，谁就喝这壶酒。

　　不一会，狼师长教师画好了。“哈，我画好了，我是第一个。”它说。可是它又画了起来，它还说：“再给它加几只脚吧。”这是猩猩师长教师也画好了。它拿起那酒壶喝起来。一边喝一边说：“那不是蛇，蛇是不脚的，我赢了这壶酒。”

　　诙谐的英文小故事篇8

　　It’s Good to Admit a Fault

　　John is not a “good” student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again.

　　“John!” Teacher says angrily.

　　“What? What’s wrong?” John is awaken.

　　“Why do you make a face? It’s classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing.” Teacher says.

　　“No one is laughing.” Teacher says.

　　“No, it’s not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping.” John fells upset.

　　“Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy.” Teacher is satisfied with it.

　　认错

　　约翰并不是个“好”先生。他老是在上课的'时辰睡觉。明天他又睡着了。

　　“约翰!”教员朝气地喊他。

　　“甚么?出甚么事了?”约翰醒了。

　　“你为甚么要做鬼脸?这是课堂!看看!同窗们都在笑!”教员朝气地说。

　　“不人在笑呀。”其余同窗笑声地嘀咕。

　　“不，不是我。我不做鬼脸。适才我睡着了。”约翰感应不安。

　　“嗯，还不错。你认可本身的毛病，仍是给好孩子”教员为此感应对劲。

　　诙谐的英文小故事篇9

　　I Don’t Want to Walk Home

　　Tom is a very old man. After dinner, he likes walking in the street. And he goes to bed at seven o’clock.

　　But tonight, a car stopped at his house. A policeman helps him get out. He tells Tom’s wife, “The old man couldn’t find his way in the street. He asked me to take him in the car.”

　　After the policeman leaves there, his wife asks, “Tom, you go to the street every night. But tonight you can’t find the way, what’s the matter?”

　　The old man smiles like a child and says, “I couldn’t find my way? I didn’t want to walk home.”

　　我不想走回家

　　汤姆是一名白叟，他喜好在晚餐后到大巷上漫步，在7点返来睡觉。

　　可是，明天早晨一辆小汽车停在他家门前，汤姆在一名差人的赞助下走下汽车。差人告知汤姆的'老婆：“这位白叟在街上迷路了，他让我用汽车送他返来。”

　　差人走后：“汤姆，你天天都到那条街上漫步，可是明天你迷路了，你怎样了?”

　　这位白叟像孩子般的笑道：“我迷路了?我是不想走路回家。”

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